The Loony Bin
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Mon, 24 Jun 1996 08:22:16 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's another tale from the Pearly Gates...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
St Peter had been working overtime at the Pearly Gates and was
exhausted. Jesus came by and offered too stand in while St Peter had a
rest.
A very old and obviously lost old man came wandering by. Jesus asked if
he could assist him.
"I'm looking for my son" said the old man .
"Can you describe him?" asked Jesus.
"Well, he has long hair and a hole through both hands" answered the old
man.
Jesus was taken aback, "Can you describe him further?"
"Well, he also has a hole through both feet" replied the old man.
Overjoyed Jesus threw out his arms and exclaimed "Father! Father!"
The old man threw his arms around Jesus and cried "Pinnochio!
Pinnochio!"