How to handle those cursin' sons...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 24 Jun 1996 08:20:52 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here's one way to stop the kids swearing...or perhaps not...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

2 blokes in a pub. One says to the other, "I've got this problem with my
boys. You see, they're always swearing, and they keep on doing it." 
His friend replies, "Yes, I had the same problem with my boys. What I
did was just beat the friggin heck out of them every time they swore."
"Good idea!" says the first man, "I might give it a try."

The next day the man was at home eating breakfast. His son comes down
the stairs and the dad says "what do you want for breakfast son?". 
"I'll have a bowl of fucking cornflakes!" the son says. 
The dad promptly beats the boy up real bad. He's lying in the corner of
the room bruised and bleeding when the second son walks in. 
"What do you want for breakfast son?" the man asks. 
"I'm not sure..." the second son begins, "but there's no fuckin' way I'm
having fuckin' corn-flakes!"