The Loony Bin
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Sat, 22 Jun 1996 11:33:12 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's one from Chuckie...I worry about that boy sometimes...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an
embarrassing problem.
"I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they
have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than
twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs.Harris. Take these pills three times a day
for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr.Johnson's office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is
worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do
you have to say for yourself?".
"Calm down, Mrs.Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've
fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."