Chicken Farmer...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 20 Jun 1996 07:33:34 +0100


Hiya Folks...

This story is PBA (pretty bloody awful) but I know just which of you
will like it...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.  That
is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude.  Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken
farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
whore or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."