Newspaper Headlines...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 18 Jun 1996 08:02:43 +0100


Hiya All...

Here are some more newspaper headlines for you to enjoy...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A collection of newspaper headlines from around the world. 

Include your Children when Baking Cookies 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 
Stud Tires Out
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again 
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Air Head Fired
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff 
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board 
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training