Real Engineers...

Andrea J Chee ( andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 16 Jun 1996 10:24:30 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here are some more engineers for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.

Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their
birthday.

Real Engineers wear moustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not because
they're lazy.

Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.

Real Engineers think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.

Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics - but not their own
shirt size.

Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions,
watches, and automatic transmissions.

Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and
298 degrees Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"

Real Engineers give you the feeling you're having a conversation with a
dial tone or busy signal.

Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes
a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own
car".

Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with
their name on it and an office with a window.

Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.

Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.

Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions)
before making a bird bath.

Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of
"Quantum Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.

Real Engineers don't find the above at all funny.