Policy...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 13 Jun 1996 02:21:04 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's a little something on the making of policy...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

           THE PLAN

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was without substance.

And they spoke among themselves, saying,
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."

And the Trainers went unto their Supervisors, saying,
"It is a pile of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their managers, saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide its strength."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another,
"It contains growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went unto the Deputy Chief, saying unto him
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Deputy Chief went unto the Chief, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the
Department, and have powerful effects."

And the Chief looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good.
And it became policy.