The Loony Bin
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Sat, 8 Jun 1996 12:31:56 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a Papal story with a tragic ending...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man
who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by
the entire world, Catholic or not.
As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who
greeted him in a firm embrace.
"Welcome your Holiness, your dedication and unselfishness in serving
your fellow man during you life has earned you great stature in heaven.
You may pass through the gates without delay and are granted free access
to all parts of heaven."
"You are also granted an open door policy and may at your own discretion
meet with any heavenly leader, including the Father without prior
appointment. Is there anything which your Holiness desires?"
"Well yes," the Pope replied. "I have often pondered some of the
mysteries which have puzzled and confounded theologians through the
ages. Are there perhaps any transcripts which recorded the actual
conversations between God and the prophets of old? I would love to see
what was actually said, without the dimming of memories over time."
Saint Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly library and
explained how to retrieve the vaious documents. The Pope was thrilled
and settled down to review the history of man's relationship with God.
Two years later a scream of anguish pierced the stacks of the library.
Immediately several of the Saints and angels came running to the Pope's
side to learn the cause of his dismay.
There they found the Pope pointing to a single word on the parchment,
Repeating over and over, "There's an 'R', There's an 'R'!!!"
"Look, the word is celibrate, not celibate!"