Van and the lesbian...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 6 Jun 1996 08:46:00 +0100


Hiya Guys & Gals...

Here's a short one for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Van was sitting at a bar and couldn't keep his eyes off a very
attractive woman.

Eventually he plucks up the courage to go over and talk to her.

He goes over and uses his number one pick-up line (stolen from the
canonical list).

"Sorry", says the women, "I'm not interested, I'm a lesbian."

Now Van is confused and asks, "What's a lesbian?"

"Well", she says, realising Van isn't very bright, "see that beautiful
young lady over there", indicating a stunning blonde, "I'd like to strip
all her clothes off, smother her in honey and then lick her clean."

"Gee!" says Van, "I guess that means I'm a lesbian too."