The Loony Bin
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Sat, 1 Jun 1996 12:01:20 +0100
Hiya Guys & Gals...
Some more bodybuilders for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
One fine day Van goes down to the beach. He sees a huge group of
girls standing around, and decides to go over and investigate. He
discovers that the centre of attraction is a tanned hunk of a
bodybuilder. Now Van decides that he'd also like to have hordes of
girls swarming around him all day, so when at the end of the day, the
bodybuilder is finally alone, Van goes over to find out his secret.
"It's simple", says the bodybuilder, "just go to gym every day for a
few months until you have developed some real muscle and you'll be an
instant babe-magnet".
So Van spends the next few months in the gym until he becomes really
BIG. He then returns to the beach, but to his disappointment the
girls pay no attention to him, but still flock around the original
bodybuilder. At the end of the day, Van goes over to the bodybuilder
again and says, "I did what you said and now I'm as big as you, but
still no girls, what else do I need to do?"
So our bodybuilder replies, "I didn't really want to tell you this,
but my real secret is to place two large potatoes in my speedo before
I come down to the beach. You do this and I guarantee that the babes
will flock to you."
Van does as told, but on returning to the beach the next day, still
no girls come near him. Once again as the final girl goes home, Van
goes over to the bodybuilder and says, "I've done everything which
you told me, but still no girls."
And the bodybuilder replies, "I wasn't lying when I told you about the
potatoes, the only problem is that they should've gone in the *front*
of your speedo."