The Loony Bin
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Fri, 31 May 1996 12:59:52 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
If you find the engineer jokes funny and are wondering if you are one,
here's a short test to find out...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Test: Are you an engineer...???
An extraterrestrial being from a distant planet is forced to land on
earth due to problems with his Wazooly. Being experienced in such
devices you are able to help him fix it so he can be on his way. Before
taking off this superior being from outer space gives you a strange
device as a reward for your help. He explains that this device can cure
all the health problems in the world, prevent famines, stop wars, and
provide happiness for all of mankind. The question is what do you do
with it?
A) You give it to the president/prime minister for the good of the
country.
B) You give it to the Secretary of the United Nations for the benefit
of the world.
C) You take it apart to see how it works
If you just answered (C) you are an engineer...