The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 30 May 1996 05:52:44 +0100
Hiya Folks...
A bit more silliness for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
We've heard all the reasons why Beer is Better than Women, and
why Cucumbers are Better than Men. Its about time we had...
Reasons Why Cucumbers are Better than Beer
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Cucumbers won't give you a hangover.
Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Your wife won't complain about you sitting around all day watching TV
and eating cucumbers.
You can grow your own cucumbers without buying lots of equipment.
Your wife won't complain that your breath stinks of cucumbers.
You can eat as many cucumbers as you like, and drive home later.
You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.
Having your face slashed with a cucumber doesn't hurt (much).
You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
A cucumber won't shatter if you drop it on the ground.
You can shake up a cucumber, and it won't explode when you bite it.
You don't have to worry about getting cucumber stains on your clothes.
Reasons Why Beer is Better than Cucumbers
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You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticides
Beer bottles don't shrivel up and grow mouldy if you leave them in the
fridge for a month.
Beer is always in season.
Beer removes unsightly flab and wrinkles (on the person you're looking
at, if you drink enough of it :-)
Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
[The cucumbers seem to take it on numbers. So why do so many people
prefer beer?]