The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 27 May 1996 12:19:24 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's a list of stressbusters for those poor Loonies with exams
tomorrow...especially those who started revising yesterday...Robin -
this means you...!!!
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Here's some activities you might want to consider doing over the
weekend:
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmellows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other
plans!
5. Find out what a frog really looks like in the blender.
6. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
7. Dance naked in front of pets or plants (whichever is handy).
8. Retailiate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with roman
numerals.
9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch from high
places.
10. Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
11. Pay your electrical bill in pennies.
12. Drive to work in reverse and enjoy the dizziness.
13. Sit naked on a shelled, hard-boiled egg.
14. Refresh yourself - put your tongue on a sold steel guardrail.
15. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
16. Bill your psychiatrist for the time spent in his waiting room.
17. Polish your car with earwax.
18. Lie on your back, eat celery, using your naval as a salt dipper.
19. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in
jail.
20. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
If all of the above fail - eat this page and wash it down with a bottle
of wine!!!!!.