The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Sun, 26 May 1996 11:02:53 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
For those who are Linux-less, the Fortune program on Rob's Linux box
turned this up and he's chosen to share it with us...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
Tip #1: How to tell when you are dead.
(1) Little things start bothering you: little things like worms, bugs,
ants.
(2) Something is missing in your personal relationships.
(3) Your dog becomes overly affectionate.
(4) You have a hard time getting a waiter.
(5) Exotic birds flock around you.
(6) People ignore you at parties.
(7) You have a hard time getting up in the morning.
(8) You no longer get off on cocaine.