Fortune snippit...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 26 May 1996 11:02:53 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

For those who are Linux-less, the Fortune program on Rob's Linux box
turned this up and he's chosen to share it with us...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

           Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
                 Tip #1: How to tell when you are dead.

(1) Little things start bothering you: little things like worms, bugs,
    ants.
(2) Something is missing in your personal relationships.
(3) Your dog becomes overly affectionate.
(4) You have a hard time getting a waiter.
(5) Exotic birds flock around you.
(6) People ignore you at parties.
(7) You have a hard time getting up in the morning.
(8) You no longer get off on cocaine.