The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Sat, 25 May 1996 12:31:44 +0100
Hiya Poeple...
Here's a test to help you figure out if you are male or female...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
ps...Karla...erm...I'm not sure what you're to do with this one...try it
for fun perhaps...
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Are you male or female?
Take this test and find out for sure
(1) Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:
a. one
b. almost a dozen
(2) When parking your car in a public garage you:
a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
b. hand your keys over politely
(3) You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be
construed as:
a. sexy
b. gross
(4) At the doctor's, a common request would be:
a. "Cough."
b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"
(5) As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:
a. one cup
b. two cups
(6) When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:
a. nothing
b. "Do I look fat?"
(7) You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe
you would be:
a. sports legend
b. tramp
(8) The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:
a. 35
b. 14
(9) When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to
your mind is:
a. your car
b. panty hose
(10) It's the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score
tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311
average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your
mate turns to you and asks "Want a back rub?" You are:
a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
b. daydreaming
(11) Your idea of basic pump is:
a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva
SCORING
a = 1 point b = 2 points
12 - 16 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater
lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of
your sex can look forward to being president someday.
17 - 22 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live
longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite
company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president
someday.