The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Fri, 24 May 1996 10:48:31 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's an ad for some really hot shed talk...not for the squeamish...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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XXX-RATED SHED TALK !!!
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0898-UBG-FURQ naq ng gur gbar cerff gur pbeerpg qvtvg/f. Gura trg qbja
gb fbzr fgenvtug furq gnyx!!!
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Hfvat gur evtug obaqvat zngrevnyf naq svkvatf.
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Qvny 7 sbe CREZNARAG RERPGVBAF!!!
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Qvny 0 sbe FYVCCREL JURA JRG!!!
Vf yvab sybbevat gur orfg bcgvba?
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Jung gb qb jvgu gubfr byq grn purfgf sebz lbhe ynfg zbir.
Qvny 11 sbe TRG BHG LBHE PNAR!!!
Zber gvcf ba ceriragvat fjrrg crnf sebz snyyvat va uvtu jvaq.
Qvny 12 sbe VG'F QEVCCVAT BA GUR SYBBE!!!
Jung gb qb vs gubfr byq cnvag gvaf ner yrnxvat.
Qvny 13 sbe GVGF TNYBER!!!
Ceboyrzf jvgu oveqf arfgvat va lbhe furq?
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Sybjre neenatvat va lbhe furq.
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Erzrqvrf sbe onpx vawhevrf.
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ng jrrxraqf naq qhevat Tneqrare'f Dhrfgvba Gvzr.