The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Tue, 14 May 1996 08:46:44 +0100
Hiya folks...
Here's a small collection of error messages for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Favorite mysterious error messages
% rsh host cmd
Where are you?
(caused by putting "biff" in the .cshrc file)
You don't exist. Go away.
(I don't remember where that one came from... maybe "script"?).
% lpr myfile
Who are you?
Caused by someone deleting /etc/passwd.
$ sh -g shell.script
sh: black magic
% talk root
Who are you? You have no entry in /etc/utmp! Aborting...
Caused by running a xterm session with the -ut option.
leave: You are not logged in
Caused by the lack of utmp record in an xterm -ut.