The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Sat, 11 May 1996 13:35:15 +0100
Hiya People...
Don't you really worry about some of the people who think this stuff
up...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Guide to safe fax
Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single
people who fax complete strangers every day.
Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were
only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty
one. How old do you think someone should be before they can
fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age once you have learned the
correct procedure.
Q. If I fax to myself, will I go blind?
A. Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q. There is a place on my street where you can go and pay to fax
someone. Is this legal?
A. YES! Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and
must pay a PROFESSIONAL when their need to fax becomes too
great.
Q. I fax quite often...Should I use a cover?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you're faxing, a cover
should always be used.
Q. What happens when I incorrectly fax and fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely when they haven't
faxed for a long time. Just start over. Most fax partners
won't mind if you try again.
Q. I have a business and a personal fax. Can transmissions become
mixed up?
A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover
each time you fax, you won't transmit anything you're not
supposed to.