The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 7 May 1996 12:05:08 +0100
Hiya Folks...
This one is truly strange...and mercifully short...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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A Dog Called Sex
When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or
Bowser. Well I chose to name my dog "Sex". But lately Sex has been a
little embarassing to me.
I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him. I
went up to the clerk and said "I would like to have a license for Sex".
He said he would like to have one too. I said "You don't understand,
I've had Sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been
quite a kid.
Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food. I
took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part. But suddenly
Sex started to run off around the studio. I went after him, but the
crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing here. I told him
I was hoping to have Sex on TV. He called me a showoff.
One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night. I went around the
neighbourhood looking for him. A cop came and asked what I was doing. I
told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday...