A Dog Called Sex...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 7 May 1996 12:05:08 +0100


Hiya Folks...

This one is truly strange...and mercifully short...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx
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A Dog Called Sex


When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or
Bowser. Well I chose to name my dog "Sex".  But lately Sex has been a
little embarassing to me.

I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him.  I
went up to the clerk and said "I would like to have a license for Sex". 
He said he would like to have one too.  I said "You don't understand,
I've had Sex since I was nine years old".  He said I must have been
quite a kid.

Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food.  I
took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part.  But suddenly
Sex started to run off around the studio.  I went after him, but the
crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing here.  I told him
I was hoping to have Sex on TV.  He called me a showoff.

One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night.  I went around the 
neighbourhood looking for him.  A cop came and asked what I was doing. I
told him I was looking for Sex.  My case comes up this Friday...