You just might be a grad student if...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 3 May 1996 18:55:18 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Some of you may just identify with these...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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>You just might be a grad student if:

>        ...you can identify universities by their internet domains.
>        ...you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels.
>        ...you have difficulty reading anything that doesn't have footnotes.
>        ...you understand jokes about Foucoult.
>        ...the concept of free time scares you.
>        ...you consider caffeine to be a major food group.
>        ...you've ever brought books with you on vacation and actually
>           studied.
>        ...Saturday nights spent studying no longer seem weird.
>        ...the professor doesn't show up to class and you discuss the
>           readings anyway.
>        ...you've ever travelled across two state lines specifically to
>           go to a library.
>        ...you appreciate the fact that you get to choose *which* twenty
>           hours out of the day you have to work.
>        ...you still feel guilty about giving students low grades (you'll
>           get over it).
>        ...you can read course books and cook at the same time.
>        ...you schedule events for academic vacations so your friends can
>           come.
>        ...you hope it snows during spring break so you can get more
>           studying in.
>        ...you've ever worn out a library card.
>        ...you find taking notes in a park relaxing.
>        ...you find yourself citing sources in conversation.
>        ...you've ever sent a personal letter with footnotes.