The Loony Bin
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Wed, 1 May 1996 10:58:02 +0100
Hiya folks...
This one came from Chuckie...again...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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This comes from Julie, a dear friend of mine, and a vet student...
You know you're a Vet student when...
- you get more sleep in class than at night.
- distant relatives you don't know call you about their sick
cow.
- the majority of CHO in your diet comes from barley.
- you use words like sphincter, defecation, flatulence and
borborgymus in your everyday conversation.
- for this reason you have lost a lot of non-Vet friends.
- you named your cat "Melena".
- you tell a mechanic that your car is producing an oily,
viscous exudate from the cranial ventral aspect of the
engine.
- you go to any seminar offering free food/beer.
- you correct a kid that cries about hitting his funny bone
with, "no, kid, that's the ulnar nerve at the distal end
of your humerus...
- you wear your stethoscope on every date and use the line, it's
ok, I'm a doctor..."
- your pets hate you because of all those practice palpation
sessions.
Hamster horoscopes:
Aries: Your cage is clean. Your diet is balanced. You'll die
this week.
Taurus: You'll have babies soon. They'll look like you. Eat
them all.
Leo: The little girl who owns you loves you more than anything.
Bite her.
Virgo: Your fur has never looked better. You'll be dead by
tomorrow.
Libra: You'll also be dead by tomorrow.
Cancer: You're ugly and ill-looking. You'll live so long
they'll eventually get bored and flush you down
the toilet.