Trains! (fwd)

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 25 Apr 1996 12:56:28 +0100


Hiya People...

Chuck's still being a busy boy...this one's from him...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA

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                                 TRAINS
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One day a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son
playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said: 
        
"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now because
this is the last stop. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses on the train now, because we're leaving". 
        
The mother went into the living room and told her son:

"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for
two hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long as
you use proper language." 
        
Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son
comes out of his room and resumes playing with his trains. The train
stopped and the mother heard: 
        
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. For those just boarding, we ask you to stow
your hand luggage under the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For
those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the
bitch in the kitchen...."