Bear with me if you've heard this one! (fwd)

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 9 Apr 1996 23:07:26 +0100


Hiya Guys and Gals...

Another offering from Alan - who clearly hasn't been working much
today...:-)

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA

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  ------- Forwarded message follows -------

How do you distinguish a black bear from a brown bear?
     
Climb a tree; if the bear climbs it and eats you, it is a black bear, if it 
knocks the tree down and eats you it is a brown bear.

and ...

A bear walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender, amazed 
that this bear can actually talk, silently taps the beer and serves it. The 
bear says, "What do I owe you?" The bartender, realizing that, even though this 
bear is smart, it probably hasn't been in many bars, decides to overcharge him. 
"That'll be ten dollars," the bartender says. The bear forks over the money and 
starts drinking his beer. After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his 
curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a 
conversation. "You know, we don't get many bears in this bar." The bear looks up
from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."

[Actually, this last one works with dogs, llamas, and just about any non-human 
creature.]