Re: Wes in Command

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 30 Mar 1996 18:19:51 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Something more for the chosen few...

- A
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>Author(s): Jeff Trim
> 
>Picard: "Star Date 144565.09.  We are in orbit around Gamma-Bingulese
>VI,and we have established no contact with the civilization there.I     
>anxiously awaiting a script change so I can get on with this episode"     
> 
>[ Enter Wesley - wearing his usual RAINBROW BRIGHT Costume ]
> 
>Picard: "Ensign Crusher, WHY ARE YOU ON THE BRIDGE??"
>               
>Wesley: "...uh...I was planning on NAVIGATING the ship as ALWAYS Sir!  You
>know if I WAS AN ADULT you wouldn't give me this kind of trouble all the
>time!!"
> 
>Picard: "It's not because your YOUNG, it's because you behave like a 2
>year old! Act like a man and fly the ship for once!!"
> 
>Wesley: "If you keep pushing me Picard I'm gonna pull Rank on you!"
> 
>Picard: "HA!  A little IMP like you!  You couldn't pull rank on me in 20
>Billion Years!!  If I could write these scripts I'd have you beamed
>on to an asteroid"
> 
>Wesley: "Okay Picard, that's it!  Gene?"        
> 
>Gene: "Why, Yes Wesley!"
> 
>Wesley: "I want you to let me run the ship for once!!"
> 
>Gene: "Okay, let me tell script writer Bob.  YO BOB!"
> 
>Bob: "I've already got the answer to this one Gene!  Ready - ACTION!!"    
> 
>Yar: "Message from Star Fleet Command!  Ensign Crusher get's Immediate
>      Command!"
> 
>Troi: "Oh Pain, Great Pain.."
> 
>[ Yar is about to say something WHEN... ]
> 
>Wesley: "DON'T SAY IT YAR!  You only get one line per episode"            
> 
>Yar: "Oh yeah, I forgot about that...[ realizing her mistake ]
>      oops, oh well I guess I've said this weeks line!I guess I am        
>    picking my check up at the door now.
> 
>Gene: That's right Yar, bye now!
> 
>Yar: "See you next week Gene!"
> 
>Welsey: "Take Mr. Picard and his Smiling "Number One" down to security    
>      and Book 'em!"
> 
>Picard: [Realizing it's a choice of Fight or Surrender to the situation] 
>"Okay, I surrender!"
> 
>Wesley: "I knew you would Sir, bye now!"
> 
>Data: "What are your orders [ trying to keep from laughing ], Captain Welsey?"
> 
>Welsey: "Oh Boy..weeeeeeee. Gee Golly this is fun!  What does that button
>do?  I want to try the Photon Firing Controls, launch a couple of those
>Gravidic Mines!"
> 
>Worf: "Okay, I'VE HAD IT.  [ Pulls out a Klingon Communicator ] Beam outta
>here Krudge!"
> 
>Krudge: "Gladly Worf!  Disengage Cloaking Device!"
> 
>[ In front of Enterprise, a Shimering Klingon Bird of Prey appears ]
> 
>[ at that same instance, Worf Beams Away! ]          
> 
>...seconds later:  Worf to Enterprise
> 
>Riker: Worf, is that you?   
> 
>Worf: "You betcha!  On this ship I get to have more lines and I don't have
>to say stuff like "Oh Gee Wesley your such a GOD"  It's great!  Want to
>switch sides?
> 
>Riker: "SURE - count me in, anyone else?"
> 
>Troi: [ looking at Wesley ]..uh..yeah!  Get me off this rust bucket!"
> 
>Data: "Intriging, we'd actually get more LINES!  Count me in!"           
>Besides he took over MY NAVIGATION Station!  I've wanted to get even for
>20 episodes now!!"
> 
>Picard: "You know after the 21st episode Wesley's shirt has really started
>to smell.  ICK, I would just leave to get away from that!" 
>Change your shirt for cristsake!!!  Put on some deoderant!!"
> 
>[ They beam out, leaving Wesley alone on the bridge ]
> 
>Wesley: "Aw Gee.... [tears on his face ], WAAAAAHH."
> 
>Gene: "Cheer up Wesley, you still have 3,100 other people to command"     
>Wesley: "Oh Yeah!  That's Right!  All Kids between the ages of 12-15
>report to the bridge!"
> 
>And so, we leave the TNG - as it always is, with Wesley getting all the
>lines and all the kids having all the fun!  But isn't that what Star Trek
>is all about?  We don't need mature adults in space after all - Wesley can
>handle it!