The Loony Bin
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Tue, 26 Mar 1996 03:21:19 +0000
Hiya folks... I'm not sure this one is as funny as you deserve, but ours not to reason why...:-) Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ***************************************************** **********************ANDROMEDA********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- >*******Japanese Joke*********** >Outside of a hotel in Manila, a Japanese tourist gets in a cab and >tells the driver to drive him to the airport. >On their way, a car zoomed by and the Japanese goes "Aaah Toyota, made >in Japan...very faaast!". And then, another car zooms by and the >Japanese goes "Aaah Nissan, made in Japan...very faaast!". And then, >another car zooms by and the Japanese goes "Aaah Mitsubishi, made in >Japan...very faaast!". >By this time, the cabby is getting tired of his passenger's >nationalistic pride. Upon arriving at the airport, the cabby tells his >passenger "400 pesos please..". The Japanese goes "400 pesos? It's not >that far from the hotel!!!". The cabby's reply "Aaah, taxi meter, made >in Japan...very faaast!!"