The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 21 Mar 1996 03:50:30 +0000
Hiya all you People... This one comes with apologies to all the non-Trek people out there...I know one or two of you have definately been feeling neglected. Rest assured - I haven't forgotten a single one of you...:-) Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ***************************************************** **********************ANDROMEDA********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- The Top Ten episodes getting rid of Wesley on StarTrek: The Next Generation: 10: After slugging down six Shirley Temples in 10-Forward, Wes stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell." His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of vomit. 9: Wesley gets gang-raped by a group of female Klingons. 8: Riker gets carried away executing an order from Picard to "knock the little snot around a bit." 7: Data catches him tossing off. Uncomprehending, he requires a detailed explanation from Wesley, who dies of embarrassment. 6: Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite ensign has, once again, been picking his nose. He is summarily fired. 5: Wes gets gang-raped by a group of male Klingons. 4: On an earlier episode, Wes got to kiss a girl who turned into a Chewbacca-like creature. Here, she returns, and they once again get involved. (Un)fortunately, once she gets really heated, she mutates back into a wookie and forces Wesley to be her cringing sex slave. She then tears him limb from limb and eats him. 3: In a rare episode involving characters from both ST and ST:TNG, Spock attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Weasley. Spock barely survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and whining. 2: Worf notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Wesley down to clean out the photon tubes. Later, someone makes a comment about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the few. 1: Wes gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply _anywhere_. Even an emergency laser enema by Dr. Crusher fails to save him. * AmyBW v2.11 * ... Flexible: Difficult To Use.