ajc6@ukc.ac.uk
Mon, 09 Oct 95 16:06:34 bst
> > Ahem. > > Figure Skating, by Red Green (or so I would assume) > > We're skating on the pond. > And Moose Thompson does a triple axle, followed > by a quadruple Lutz and a triple toe loop. > That's what happens when you're on a breakaway > And you catch you toe on a frozen weasel. > > CAMPFIRE SONG, also by Red Green (I guess) > > Jack went looking for firewood > Hal went looking for Jack > Stan went looking an hour ago > None of them ever came backk > So George went out with the flare gun > Now Pete's gone to see where they are > This is one of the complications > When you camp next door to a bar. > > > Ta-da! > >